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We had decided the night before to try the sugar-free caramel syrup and the new honey almond bar. We love bees and honey, so we figured it would be rude.
The sugar-free caramel syrup is AWESOME and delicious, and I get it all the time now. But the honey almond bar wasn't nearly as impressive. Part of the problem was that we had each eaten about 20 cupcakes the night before, and were kind of caked out. But another part of the problem was that the cake part of the bar was not that good. The honey almond topping was RUDE, and the graham cracker-ish crust was delicious, but the majority of the bar was bland cake. Boring.
I highly recommend the sugar-free caramel syrup, especially in a venti sugar-free caramel nonfat extra hot latte, but the honey almond bar, meh, not so much.
Also, dude, stop being obsessed with a complete lame-ass for like ten years. What a bunghole. They are all bungholes, but at least the first half of the book was funny.
One out of three, because damn, STFU already.
Everything about it was uberruling and awesome, especially since she made Connecticut jokes because she is from here. RULING.
I'm not even going to say any more about it, because that might ruin it. I really enjoyed reading it, though, and had to make myself not read it in one sitting because I wanted to really enjoy it.
Four out of three Starbucks logos.
I keep reading that people thought it was hilarious and awesome and blah blah, and it wasn't BAD, but it wasn't nearly as funny as I had expected. Mostly all of the funny scenes are in the trailer, and the rest of the movie is basically a chick flick, full of relationship angst. Marshall from How I Met Your Mother is in it, though, which is kind of cool.
It was cute, and I am glad we picked it over Pirates, but I'd recommend renting this one.
Two out of three Starbucks logos, for Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan basically making out for two hours, but also for not being nearly as funny as those two can be.
The Frappucino was delicious. It was refreshing, and had just the right amount of orange flavor (that is, not too much). I could still taste the coffee and chocolate, and all three worked together nicely. The dumbass baristo gave me whipped cream even though I specifically said "no whip," but since it had chocolate sauce and orange, uh, stuff drizzled on it, I took it anyway.
The coffee cake, on the other hand, blew. I was excited to see a new low-fat coffee cake, and since I enjoy all citrus fruits, I thought it would be tasty. I was wrong. It had this weird creme layer that was gross, and there were candied orange chunks throughout. Yuck! I basically ended up picking out all the orange bits and taking the creme layers out, and then it was edible. The topping was rude, but I would not get the coffee cake just for that alone.
The best parts were any scenes at the blue house with Julia. I also really liked the main character's BFF, Pia.
This one gets three out of three Starbucks logos. It was a great book.
But, it held my interest throughout, and it was interesting, so I give it two out of three Starbucks logos.
So last night, Linnea and I went to see the new Shrek movie. It was good, but I liked it less than the others. It was really short, though, and Justin Timberlake was in it, which I liked. Plus, I like any movie where a fat redhead with funny ears and ugly skin can get married, and in this new movie, have a family.
There were a LOT of kids in the theater, though. Like, a LOT. I realize that this is an animated movie, but it is not something I'd bring a kid under 11 to. The four year old (or possibly younger) next to me was cute, but asked questions the ENTIRE time. "Why did he say THAT, MOOOOMMMMMM?" "Did he DIE, Mommmmm?" And I know the adult jokes in the movie are supposed to go over kids' heads, but if I were a nine-year-old sitting there with my mom or dad, I'd be mortified to hear some of that stuff, because I'd totally Get It, and would be embarrassed.
The movie was cute, though, so it gets three out of three Starbucks logos.
This book ruled. I finished it during my unscheduled days off last week, and it was awesome. Three out of three Starbucks logos, for RULING!, even though the ending wasn't what I'd hoped for (I really wanted her to die).
